John Cena Is Not Dead, Has Surgery

Despite rampant Facebook rumors to the contrary, John Cena is not dead.  Dwayne Johnson, better known as The Rock, did not kill him.  He did, however, just have surgery on his elbow.

Reports indicate that Cena had a procedure to remove bone chips from his elbow that were causing him significant pain. He is expected to be recovering for a minimum of 2-3 weeks, other sources say he will be out closer to 4-6 weeks.